Bush Lawyer

 

The son of a man from outback Queensland goes off to study Law at
university.
Not half way through the semester he has blown all of his money on the
high city life.

He calls home. 'Dad, you won't believe what modern education is
developing.  They actually have a program here in Brisbane Uni that will
teach a dog  how to talk.'

'Just amazing!' his Dad says. 'Could we get Ol' Blue into the program?'
'No worries, just send him down here with $2,000,' the young jackaroo
says, 'I'll get him into the course.'

So father sends down the dog and $2,000.  About two-thirds through the
semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home..
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father wants to know.
'Awesome Dad! He'd talk ya bloomin head off. But you just won't believe
this. He's such a brilliant talker, they'd like him to have a go in the
reading class!'

'Read?' exclaims his father. 'No kidding!  I knew he was smart.!Can
you get Ol' Blue into that program?'
'Just send $4,500. He's as good as in.'

As quick as the money arrives, it is spent.

At the end of the term the young bloke realises a problem.......When he
goes home for the holidays, his father will find out the dog can neither
talk nor read.

When he arrives home his father is all excited. 'Where's Ol' Blue? I just
can't wait to talk with him and see him read something!'
'Dad,' the boy says, 'It all had a bad outcome. Yesterday morning, just
before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room reading the
Wall Street Journal. Out of nowhere he turned to me and asked, 'So, is
your dad still having an affair with  that little redhead barmaid from the pub?''

The father groans and whispers,  'I'll have to shoot that stupid old dog before
he blabs to your Mother!'

'I already did, Dad!'

'Good boy!'

The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.

 

 

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