After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years
and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had
a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed,
an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and
shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old
copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had
an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years
earlier than the British".

One week later, the New Zealand Herald, reported the
following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard
in Te Aroha, BigMick a self-taught archaeologist and avid
Trucker reported that he found absolutely f--- all.
BigMick has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, New Zealand
had already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be a Kiwi!

 

Blessed are the CRACKED for they let in more LIGHT.